My horoscope today said the following:
A bit of self-control could do you wonders. Your lack of willpower in everything from overindulging on bad food to flirting with losers makes you a big target for disaster.
I would like to announce that whomever said horoscopes weren't true was wrong. and I would also like to say that clearly my best friend is in charge of writing my horoscope. because this one nailed it. on the freakin' head.
The Monday Fundays: because whoever told you chicken biscuits were bad for you lied
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