this week, I was asked if I had a tweeter.
"Yes, I have a tweeter. I only use it to complain to companys. and to cyber bully the teen moms." i told them.
"meredith, i think you should have disclosed your reality tv obsession on your resume." said my boss.
and then, somehow, someone brought up the fact that I was a synchronized swimmer in college.
that fact, by the way, is disclosed on my resume.