words of wisdom from my boss.

this week, I was asked if I had a tweeter.

"Yes, I have a tweeter. I only use it to complain to companys. and to cyber bully the teen moms." i told them.

"meredith, i think you should have disclosed your reality tv obsession on your resume." said my boss.

and then, somehow, someone brought up the fact that I was a synchronized swimmer in college.

that fact, by the way, is disclosed on my resume.

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