Monday, April 2, 2012

confession of the day.

i hate disney world.

like, i want to beat it to a pulp. i want to poke disney world really hard and push it over. and maybe kick it in the knee caps.

this b once told me i was a grinch because i hated disney world.

the good news is, i'm ok with this. and my kids will be too. just like the parents who never feed their kids mcdonalds, mine won't ever be fed disney world.

and they will be clean. the will not be clausterphobic. and they won't ever have to feel sorry for themselves that they were too short for a real ride and had to spend all their time in a tea cup spinning around getting dizzy.

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