In an attempt to be awesome, Emily has supplied me with some additional info on our camo-clad cabbie from Asheville (you know. the one who hates that shit). These are some quotes (that she apparently saved in her phone for this very purpose) from our ride downtown.
One of us: Is this restaurant good?
Camo Clad Cabbie: I never had anyone get in this cab and say it sucked
One of us: Is this a cash cab?
Camo Clad Cabbie: The only cash flowing in this cab is the cash you give to me
One of us: Are you worried we're going to mess up your cab?
Camo Clad Cabbie: Do you see my $300 floor mats?