1. a loser, poser, lame-ass
2. Italian profanity for asshole
3. a put down used by the kick ass wrestler The Rock (so that explains all the rock pics on google)
4. one whose shit is most definitely weak
5. a wrestler with no shtick, no costume, and a lame name like "john evans", going up against a real wrestler lkie "hulk hogan" or "the rock". a jabroni may get in a couple good moves, may even get into a 'near-pin' situation, but will ultimately lose. why? he's a fuckin' jabroni!
This made us laugh even harder. Have you ever been called a jabroni? Have you ever googled jabroni and then looked at the pics? Because other than pics of the Rock, I am glad to inform you that my date looked nothing like any of the following jabronis.