facebook is lame. i tried to comment on a friend's facebook status with "that is the bomb.com" and it told me that was unsafe. and i would have to try again. so instead i wrote "bomb dot com." i felt about as cool as art felt the time i embarrassed him by telling the bartender she was the bomb.com for finding me lime slices for my vodka water. or the time i told every stranger on the street that t-pain was at the leopard lounge and they should get over there real fast.