two things most everyone knows about the deeze: i do not drink beer but i do drink a whole lot of diet dr. pep. only, they don't have diet dr. pep in deutschland. and apparently i'm not going to be able to proclaim left and right that i don't drink beer when i am there. when in rome, i suppose.
maybe i'll learn to love beer. and just maybe, i'll switch to beer for my get up and go in the mornings. but instead of pulling a kesha and needing a bottle of jack, i'll need a stout heineken.
is that even right? is heineken even stout? what does that even mean?