(west) virginia is not just for lovers

tonight, shit got real on the bach. one of these tools called her baby baggage. now, don't get me wrong. i've been known to refer to kids of cute boys as baggage but i am not dumb enough to do it on national tv (who are we kidding. i can't even get on national tv. and shew, the good lord knows i've tried). but even if i did manage to get on tv somehow, i certainly would never dream of referring to a cute boy's baby as baggage if said cute boy was a hot as emily is. she is smokin'. i say bring on the baggage. and the bacon.

additionally, i'd like to add that there are a lot of people i'd like to go backwoods west virginia hood rat on, and i'm not even from west virginia.

emily, you go on withchur bad self.