Heidi Montag Update

It's a good thing I have an addictive personality. After scouring hundreds of blogs for "whatever happened to heidi montag" (and not doing my work, son), I am here to give you an update on what really happened to heidi montag.

Long story short, she and Spencer are living with his parents and are totally broke. They eat a lot of tacos and burritos (because they are cheap?) and do a lot of laundry. Spencer has contemplated going back to school but he knows at the end of the day, no one wants to hire Spencer Pratt. Oh, and Heidi Montag doesn't regret anything but if she could change things, she never would have gotten all those surgeries. Her breasts are too big and too fake, but she is too scared to go back under the knife again and have them reduced. Oh, and don't get your ears pinned back, she says.

I think it's safe to say to Heidi Montag: Lesson Learned.