if you can't tone it, tan it

I cannot tell you how many people have asked me if i have seen the article about the woman who took her elementary aged daughter to the tanning bed.

People.

I may or may not enjoy a good, and very dark, spray tan.
I may or may not live by the motto: "if you can't tone it, tan it." 
I may or may not have spent many hours combined in the tanning bed in my younger years.
I may or may not have compared my arm last night to a black girl's, and I may or may not have won.
I may or may not smell like a spray tan. 

But that does not mean that I do nor that I want to look like this woman.