My horoscope today said the following:
A bit of self-control could do you wonders. Your lack of willpower in everything from overindulging on bad food to flirting with losers makes you a big target for disaster.
I would like to announce that whomever said horoscopes weren't true was wrong. and I would also like to say that clearly my best friend is in charge of writing my horoscope. because this one nailed it. on the freakin' head.