saturday morning, i woke up to find this text on my phone:
peek a booo!! hey turn the lights out
i checked my lights. there weren't on. panic set in. WHO WAS WATCHING ME? then it occurred to me that I didn't know the number this txt had come from. WHO HAD I GIVEN MY NUMBER TO? better yet - WHO KNEW WHERE I LIVED?? You know you watche too many Criminal Minds when...
and then I had a thought.
You KNOW this was a gay man sending this txt. And I love gay men. So I responded that the lights weren't on. I guess he figured out he didn't know me either because he didn't respond.
oye vey.
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