Since losing your credit card is a big deal no matter how old you are, Eli called her big brother in the midst of her panic attack. Except, unlike most big brothers, I'm not sure ours is really the wisest choice to call. I mean for starters, he is like panic mcgee 99.9% of the time. if you call him more than once, which I often do since he is a call screener (multiple calling is my personal favorite way to make someone pick up the phone. it doesn't make anyone agitated at all), he will return your call with "um is everything ok? Because you're calling me non stop like you may be dead." Thanks for the concern, bro, but if I were dead I probably wouldn't be calling you. not first at least. But with today's technology, calling didn't make sense. So Eli facebooked Lee. In the middle of her crisis.
what time is ur class over
i better have a milkshake at 6.
i want a Mary E special from cookout
they will know what that is
I would like to discuss the emergencies herein....right, my point exactly. There are none. Clearly my biggest concern is that the Cookout has a Mary E special and I didn't know about it. I mean, how often do I go to the Cookout and I don't even know they have a milkshake full of Eli whoopin' ass and taking names? Forget only ordering a corn dog at the drive thru. next time it's a corn dog and a mary e special. and if they don't have it? oh you can bet all hell is gonna break loose.