don't wear a shirt with a giant hole in the arm pit to Chip Gnassi's garage. it's not the best way to pick up a driver, or say, Troy Polamalu. Next time, instead of napping, take a shower and put on your prom dress. You never know just where you're going or who you might get to meet. It's hard to shake hands whilst keeping your arm close to your person so as not to show off your holy pit.